Lost Our Marbles....Quite Literally

crack monkey: LOL, if some douche won't leave us alone... "sorry, i have to leave. going kayaking early in the morning. but my friend *butterfly* here is staying until the bar closes down. "
butterfly: uhmmm.
i will slash your tires
crack monkey: i will hide my car
butterfly: i will find it with my spidey senses
crack monkey: i keel you
butterfly: no cuz i will run and hide
crack monkey: then i will find YOU with MY spidey senses
butterfly: and get under my invisibility cloak that i borrow from HP
muahahaha
crack monkey: along with your vibrating broom?
butterfly: you never find me
yes, that too
crack monkey: jesus we're silly
i wuvers you.
butterfly: i wuvers you too. we have to be silly in order to not slit our wrists. we would have a long time ago.
ha
crack monkey: amen, sister *butterfly's last name*
butterfly: lol i just got a flash of sister act
whoopie goldberg
wheeeeeeee
crack monkey: i will follow him
butterfly: lol
crack monkey: follow him where ever he may go....
there isn't an ocean too deeep
a mountain so high it can keep
keep me away
away from his looooove
butterfly: i ain't followin NO BODY. if they want me, they can follow MY happy ass. i'm done. gonna be a wall of non-emotion.
crack monkey: yeah, eff the lot of that. the only thing i will follow now is chocolate
butterfly: and kellan lutz
crack monkey: mmmmmmmm
i will follow abs
follow abs where ever they may go...
butterfly: HAHAHAHA oh my god. i almost peed myself.
i am dying over here

Eat A *huh?*

crackmonkey: i have the overwhelming urge to tell someone to eat a cock today

Lo-cal

crackmonkey : i'm trying to keep it local, like my produce. ;)