Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Liver?

butterfly: got a good one for ya

crack monkey: oh yah?

butterfly: i was sending an email to this guy named oliver. before i read it, i sent "Hello Liver, ...."
butterfly: go me!

butterfly: lol

crack monkey: LOL

crack monkey: awesome

butterfly: i'm sure that's what he said when he got it

butterfly: :p

crack monkey: someone needs a glass of wine.

butterfly: or 12

crack monkey: agreed

crack monkey: vodka was my friend last night

butterfly: i bet it was!

crack monkey: "A" and i had a couple drinks are arcade

crack monkey: at arcade

butterfly: good!

crack monkey: jesus

butterfly: haha

butterfly: jesus saves livers

Friday, January 29, 2010

Saturday, Saturday

butterfly: scared.

butterfly: *our good friend and trainer* gave me instructions for our workout tomorrow

crack monkey: what? why?

butterfly: scared.

butterfly: lol

crack monkey: oh shit

crack monkey: what are we doing?

butterfly: i wrote it down, but here it is.

butterfly: cardio for 10 min for warmup, then workout : bicep curls, dips on bench, squats w/ bench - weights only 5-8 lbs. do 3 cardio blasts for 5 minutes each in between workout

butterfly: do whole workout w/ biceps, dips and squats atleast twice with cardio blasts in between

butterfly: stretch when done 5 min

crack monkey: whimper

crack monkey: ok

crack monkey: how many reps?

crack monkey: 12?

butterfly: all reps 15

crack monkey: many

butterfly: :p

butterfly: i am sore just thinking about it

butterfly: lol

butterfly: so workout, get hurt, get hairs did, get picassos, get fat, get facials, get drunk

butterfly: sounds like a good saturday to me!

crack monkey: i can't wait!

butterfly: apparently M is back from his tour with the reggae band so *natorchen* thinks C and him are playing at gbg satstruday

crack monkey: so, we're going, yes?

crack monkey: we'll be all svelt and pretty

butterfly: yes assuming we aren't dead

crack monkey: we have to

crack monkey: LOL

butterfly: and assuming i haven't thrown up from all the girliness

butterfly: lol

butterfly: wheeeeeee

crack monkey: pessimist

butterfly: i am so excited

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

No Balls

butterfly says: so.ready.for.haircut.color.facial.picassos.drinky.

crack monkey says: jes

butterfly says: longest week EVER and it's only wed

butterfly says: jkdfljafklpds

crack monkey says: i hate everyone today

crack monkey says: except you

butterfly says: awe thanks i *<3* (balls) you too!

crack monkey says: no balls!

butterfly says: ;)

Monday, December 7, 2009

Lovely Weather We Are Having

crack monkey: it looks like shit soup outside
butterfly: lol you aren't kiddin
butterfly: i feel like i'm in sleepy hollow
butterfly: minus johnny depp. :( boo.
crack monkey: boo indeed

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Good News

butterfly says : oh hi
butterfly says : how's baxter?
{side note to you readers : baxter is crack monkey's new puppy - not significant other...although it would be funny if he was pooping everywhere. ;)}
crack monkey says: oh hi. he's good. pooping everywhere.
butterfly says : but of course ;)
butterfly says : can't wait to see the little booger.
crack monkey says: he needs to meet his aunt *butterfly*
butterfly says: so i got a text message from rebound douchalay saying "what's the good news?"
crack monkey says: omg
crack monkey says: really?
butterfly says: uh...i didn't even respond...i wanted to kick him in the face through text
butterfly says: douche.
butterfly says: only douches say that
crack monkey says: kick him in the junk for that
crack monkey says: or reply "the good news is that you're apparently still single. there's hope for women after all!"
crack monkey says: ;)
butterfly says: lol - just gonna wash my hands of him....if i don't respond to any of his messages, hopefully he will get the hint...
crack monkey says: karma's gonna get me for that one
butterfly says: lol *crack monkey*!!!!!!!!
butterfly says: you have become so crass in your old age
butterfly says: :p
butterfly says: can't wait to see how you are 10 years from now
butterfly says: ehhehehe
butterfly says: i <3 it!
crack monkey says: i know. ugh, i'm so gonna be like weezer in steel magnolias
butterfly says: and that's a heart - not BALLS

Friday, September 25, 2009

Luscious

butterfly: i need a BIG DRINK
like really BIG
lol
today blows ass.
crack monkey: we need to go to razzoo's and get you a fish bowl
butterfly: um GROSS
crack monkey: lol
butterfly: i would throw up
i need one of those gigantic wine glasses with a whole bottle of wine poured in
;)
crack monkey: screw the glass. just drink from the bottle
butterfly: lol
touche
crack monkey: lol, let's just sit on the side of the street drinking wine from a paper bag. ;)
butterfly: what are ya'll doin? oh it's early halloween - we are hobos
crack monkey: we're practicing for halloween
no, we're sure we don't have a problem
butterfly: lol
crack monkey: no, no intervention needed, thanks though
butterfly: move along then...
nothing to see here....
Sent at 10:47 AM on Friday
crack monkey: nothing to see here - can we have $5?
Sent at 10:52 AM on Friday
butterfly: lmao!
we are so classy
crack monkey: we ooze class
and wine

Friday, September 4, 2009

Not So Funny, But TRUE None-The-Less

i called crack monkey this morning about this up-in-arms shit about the president addressing the school students next week. i said i was going to call my daughter's school district directly and instead of saying i don't want my child to see it, i DO want her to have the option of seeing it....

crack monkey: did you give administration hell?
butterfly: yes - on hold for 30 minutes
butterfly: finally got through. asked what the reasoning behind them not showing the presidential address was "too many parents complained"
butterfly: me - "what were they compliaining about exactly"
butterfly: admin : "we just had too many phone calls from parents and decided we will not be showing it. it will be video taped and available in video though"
butterfly: REALLY?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!
butterfly: so i have a phone call into ladybug's principal right now
crack monkey: you know...this could have been the coolest thing in these kids' lives.
butterfly: i am so tired of ignorance
butterfly: truly
crack monkey: the thing they look back on that motivated them to stay in school, go to college and get a good job
butterfly: so what i might just do it pull ladybug out of school while its on, get her to a computer for her to watch and take her back to school
butterfly: and if they count her absent during that time, so be it
butterfly: i will cause hell on top of that if they do
crack monkey: i still remember getting to talk via video to the people while they were discovering the titanic wreck
crack monkey: it was awesome
crack monkey: this would have trumped that
crack monkey: i hate people
butterfly: lol
butterfly: me too
crack monkey: ignorant, knee jerk reactionists that don't know progess even when it's biting them in the butt
crack monkey: "intellectualism" has become "elitist"
butterfly: amen sister
crack monkey: stupid, stupid people