Man's Butt Crack

butterfly : w.t.f.
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1981565,00.html
i can hardly read anything about politics anymore without getting sick to my stomach, but DUDE.
crack monkey: Huckabee also told college journalists last week that gay couples should not be permitted to adopt. "Children are not puppies," he said.
what a dick
butterfly : I KNOW!
i want to spit on people like him
ugh.
crack monkey: makes me want to rub his face in a man's butt crack.
butterfly : LMAO!>!L!KJKL!JPJ!KLPJ!KLP!
oh my god that was great
crack monkey: no idea where that came from
butterfly : i don't either, but it was brilliant

Hot Mess

butterfly: can you please find someone a little more local?
k thanks
:p
crackmonkey: no shit
he's talking about moving to dallas :I
before we started talking, that is
butterfly: well...that's a start :) :)
crackmonkey: too soon!
too soon!
too soon!
butterfly: well not FOR you... he was going to anyway right?
if he does atleast he would be close enough so ya'll can hang and get to know each other
sheesh
crackmonkey: yes. still, even talking to him feels TOO SOON!
butterfly: what's the harm in that?
:p
well if it feels too soon then don't do it
but you are doing it...
so....
crackmonkey: i know. ugh. i am a hot mess
butterfly: we all are
besides how can you define "too soon"?
sometimes meeting someone is the best way to get over someone else
off topic, john cusack totally tweets like he acts
horribly cute
and another thing...i don't know about this twatter business
it has managed to give me a headache...too overwhelming.
hehe
crackmonkey: oh whatever. i'll give you a tutorial. i really only use it a couple times a week, but check the ones i follow every day
butterfly: cafe brazil in deep ellum is serving apple chipotle chili as soup of the day. damnit! damn the beef! if it was turkey chili i would be all over that!
crackmonkey: YUM
i bet we could find a recipe and sub turkey
butterfly: oooooooooooooooh
gonna note that on my things to do list
good reason to make a big batch of it and have all of our non-commital friends come to dinner
we could make a drinking game out of guessing who will show
crackmonkey: yup - at my new casa!
we'll be eating chili for days
butterfly: LMAO!
we are ridiculous
crackmonkey: i know
so are they though
butterfly: good point
crackmonkey: they still act like 22 year olds
butterfly: it's like benjamin button. they are aging in reverse
well...
crackmonkey: LOL
butterfly: well...
not true because they didn't start out old, wise and mature
crackmonkey: if they were aging into brad pitt, that'd be ok
butterfly: LOL!!!!

Liver?

butterfly: got a good one for ya

crack monkey: oh yah?

butterfly: i was sending an email to this guy named oliver. before i read it, i sent "Hello Liver, ...."
butterfly: go me!

butterfly: lol

crack monkey: LOL

crack monkey: awesome

butterfly: i'm sure that's what he said when he got it

butterfly: :p

crack monkey: someone needs a glass of wine.

butterfly: or 12

crack monkey: agreed

crack monkey: vodka was my friend last night

butterfly: i bet it was!

crack monkey: "A" and i had a couple drinks are arcade

crack monkey: at arcade

butterfly: good!

crack monkey: jesus

butterfly: haha

butterfly: jesus saves livers

Saturday, Saturday

butterfly: scared.

butterfly: *our good friend and trainer* gave me instructions for our workout tomorrow

crack monkey: what? why?

butterfly: scared.

butterfly: lol

crack monkey: oh shit

crack monkey: what are we doing?

butterfly: i wrote it down, but here it is.

butterfly: cardio for 10 min for warmup, then workout : bicep curls, dips on bench, squats w/ bench - weights only 5-8 lbs. do 3 cardio blasts for 5 minutes each in between workout

butterfly: do whole workout w/ biceps, dips and squats atleast twice with cardio blasts in between

butterfly: stretch when done 5 min

crack monkey: whimper

crack monkey: ok

crack monkey: how many reps?

crack monkey: 12?

butterfly: all reps 15

crack monkey: many

butterfly: :p

butterfly: i am sore just thinking about it

butterfly: lol

butterfly: so workout, get hurt, get hairs did, get picassos, get fat, get facials, get drunk

butterfly: sounds like a good saturday to me!

crack monkey: i can't wait!

butterfly: apparently M is back from his tour with the reggae band so *natorchen* thinks C and him are playing at gbg satstruday

crack monkey: so, we're going, yes?

crack monkey: we'll be all svelt and pretty

butterfly: yes assuming we aren't dead

crack monkey: we have to

crack monkey: LOL

butterfly: and assuming i haven't thrown up from all the girliness

butterfly: lol

butterfly: wheeeeeee

crack monkey: pessimist

butterfly: i am so excited

No Balls

butterfly says: so.ready.for.haircut.color.facial.picassos.drinky.

crack monkey says: jes

butterfly says: longest week EVER and it's only wed

butterfly says: jkdfljafklpds

crack monkey says: i hate everyone today

crack monkey says: except you

butterfly says: awe thanks i *<3* (balls) you too!

crack monkey says: no balls!

butterfly says: ;)

Lovely Weather We Are Having

crack monkey: it looks like shit soup outside
butterfly: lol you aren't kiddin
butterfly: i feel like i'm in sleepy hollow
butterfly: minus johnny depp. :( boo.
crack monkey: boo indeed

The Good News

butterfly says : oh hi
butterfly says : how's baxter?
{side note to you readers : baxter is crack monkey's new puppy - not significant other...although it would be funny if he was pooping everywhere. ;)}
crack monkey says: oh hi. he's good. pooping everywhere.
butterfly says : but of course ;)
butterfly says : can't wait to see the little booger.
crack monkey says: he needs to meet his aunt *butterfly*
butterfly says: so i got a text message from rebound douchalay saying "what's the good news?"
crack monkey says: omg
crack monkey says: really?
butterfly says: uh...i didn't even respond...i wanted to kick him in the face through text
butterfly says: douche.
butterfly says: only douches say that
crack monkey says: kick him in the junk for that
crack monkey says: or reply "the good news is that you're apparently still single. there's hope for women after all!"
crack monkey says: ;)
butterfly says: lol - just gonna wash my hands of him....if i don't respond to any of his messages, hopefully he will get the hint...
crack monkey says: karma's gonna get me for that one
butterfly says: lol *crack monkey*!!!!!!!!
butterfly says: you have become so crass in your old age
butterfly says: :p
butterfly says: can't wait to see how you are 10 years from now
butterfly says: ehhehehe
butterfly says: i <3 it!
crack monkey says: i know. ugh, i'm so gonna be like weezer in steel magnolias
butterfly says: and that's a heart - not BALLS