crack monkey: LOL, if some douche won't leave us alone... "sorry, i have to leave. going kayaking early in the morning. but my friend *butterfly* here is staying until the bar closes down. "
butterfly: uhmmm.
i will slash your tires
crack monkey: i will hide my car
butterfly: i will find it with my spidey senses
crack monkey: i keel you
butterfly: no cuz i will run and hide
crack monkey: then i will find YOU with MY spidey senses
butterfly: and get under my invisibility cloak that i borrow from HP
muahahaha
crack monkey: along with your vibrating broom?
butterfly: you never find me
yes, that too
crack monkey: jesus we're silly
i wuvers you.
butterfly: i wuvers you too. we have to be silly in order to not slit our wrists. we would have a long time ago.
ha
crack monkey: amen, sister *butterfly's last name*
butterfly: lol i just got a flash of sister act
whoopie goldberg
wheeeeeeee
crack monkey: i will follow him
butterfly: lol
crack monkey: follow him where ever he may go....
there isn't an ocean too deeep
a mountain so high it can keep
keep me away
away from his looooove
butterfly: i ain't followin NO BODY. if they want me, they can follow MY happy ass. i'm done. gonna be a wall of non-emotion.
crack monkey: yeah, eff the lot of that. the only thing i will follow now is chocolate
butterfly: and kellan lutz
crack monkey: mmmmmmmm
i will follow abs
follow abs where ever they may go...
butterfly: HAHAHAHA oh my god. i almost peed myself.
i am dying over here
Friday, June 11, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Vincenzo or Bob?
butterfly: i just got a friend request from "vincenzo piazza"
can't stop laughing
and he totally looks like a skinny tall goober american
crack monkey: i'm sure his real name is bob smith, from podunk arkansas
can't stop laughing
and he totally looks like a skinny tall goober american
crack monkey: i'm sure his real name is bob smith, from podunk arkansas
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Neener Neener
crack monkey: yeah. it's at the petty revenge stage
the neener neener stage
the going to take home the next guy i see stage
and then facebook post about it stage
butterfly: lol
sorry i know that wasn't really meant to be funny
but it kinda is.
crack monkey: oh, it's totally funny
the neener neener stage
the going to take home the next guy i see stage
and then facebook post about it stage
butterfly: lol
sorry i know that wasn't really meant to be funny
but it kinda is.
crack monkey: oh, it's totally funny
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Man's Butt Crack
butterfly : w.t.f.
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1981565,00.html
i can hardly read anything about politics anymore without getting sick to my stomach, but DUDE.
crack monkey: Huckabee also told college journalists last week that gay couples should not be permitted to adopt. "Children are not puppies," he said.
what a dick
butterfly : I KNOW!
i want to spit on people like him
ugh.
crack monkey: makes me want to rub his face in a man's butt crack.
butterfly : LMAO!>!L!KJKL!JPJ!KLPJ!KLP!
oh my god that was great
crack monkey: no idea where that came from
butterfly : i don't either, but it was brilliant
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1981565,00.html
i can hardly read anything about politics anymore without getting sick to my stomach, but DUDE.
crack monkey: Huckabee also told college journalists last week that gay couples should not be permitted to adopt. "Children are not puppies," he said.
what a dick
butterfly : I KNOW!
i want to spit on people like him
ugh.
crack monkey: makes me want to rub his face in a man's butt crack.
butterfly : LMAO!>!L!KJKL!JPJ!KLPJ!KLP!
oh my god that was great
crack monkey: no idea where that came from
butterfly : i don't either, but it was brilliant
Hot Mess
butterfly: can you please find someone a little more local?
k thanks
:p
crackmonkey: no shit
he's talking about moving to dallas :I
before we started talking, that is
butterfly: well...that's a start :) :)
crackmonkey: too soon!
too soon!
too soon!
butterfly: well not FOR you... he was going to anyway right?
if he does atleast he would be close enough so ya'll can hang and get to know each other
sheesh
crackmonkey: yes. still, even talking to him feels TOO SOON!
butterfly: what's the harm in that?
:p
well if it feels too soon then don't do it
but you are doing it...
so....
crackmonkey: i know. ugh. i am a hot mess
butterfly: we all are
besides how can you define "too soon"?
sometimes meeting someone is the best way to get over someone else
off topic, john cusack totally tweets like he acts
horribly cute
and another thing...i don't know about this twatter business
it has managed to give me a headache...too overwhelming.
hehe
crackmonkey: oh whatever. i'll give you a tutorial. i really only use it a couple times a week, but check the ones i follow every day
butterfly: cafe brazil in deep ellum is serving apple chipotle chili as soup of the day. damnit! damn the beef! if it was turkey chili i would be all over that!
crackmonkey: YUM
i bet we could find a recipe and sub turkey
butterfly: oooooooooooooooh
gonna note that on my things to do list
good reason to make a big batch of it and have all of our non-commital friends come to dinner
we could make a drinking game out of guessing who will show
crackmonkey: yup - at my new casa!
we'll be eating chili for days
butterfly: LMAO!
we are ridiculous
crackmonkey: i know
so are they though
butterfly: good point
crackmonkey: they still act like 22 year olds
butterfly: it's like benjamin button. they are aging in reverse
well...
crackmonkey: LOL
butterfly: well...
not true because they didn't start out old, wise and mature
crackmonkey: if they were aging into brad pitt, that'd be ok
butterfly: LOL!!!!
k thanks
:p
crackmonkey: no shit
he's talking about moving to dallas :I
before we started talking, that is
butterfly: well...that's a start :) :)
crackmonkey: too soon!
too soon!
too soon!
butterfly: well not FOR you... he was going to anyway right?
if he does atleast he would be close enough so ya'll can hang and get to know each other
sheesh
crackmonkey: yes. still, even talking to him feels TOO SOON!
butterfly: what's the harm in that?
:p
well if it feels too soon then don't do it
but you are doing it...
so....
crackmonkey: i know. ugh. i am a hot mess
butterfly: we all are
besides how can you define "too soon"?
sometimes meeting someone is the best way to get over someone else
off topic, john cusack totally tweets like he acts
horribly cute
and another thing...i don't know about this twatter business
it has managed to give me a headache...too overwhelming.
hehe
crackmonkey: oh whatever. i'll give you a tutorial. i really only use it a couple times a week, but check the ones i follow every day
butterfly: cafe brazil in deep ellum is serving apple chipotle chili as soup of the day. damnit! damn the beef! if it was turkey chili i would be all over that!
crackmonkey: YUM
i bet we could find a recipe and sub turkey
butterfly: oooooooooooooooh
gonna note that on my things to do list
good reason to make a big batch of it and have all of our non-commital friends come to dinner
we could make a drinking game out of guessing who will show
crackmonkey: yup - at my new casa!
we'll be eating chili for days
butterfly: LMAO!
we are ridiculous
crackmonkey: i know
so are they though
butterfly: good point
crackmonkey: they still act like 22 year olds
butterfly: it's like benjamin button. they are aging in reverse
well...
crackmonkey: LOL
butterfly: well...
not true because they didn't start out old, wise and mature
crackmonkey: if they were aging into brad pitt, that'd be ok
butterfly: LOL!!!!
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