Friday Banter

crack monkey : http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/07/30/superstar/
butterfly : *crack monkey*, how did you get your photo on there?
butterfly : :P
crack monkey: heh
crack monkey: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/08/23/the-cabbage-patch-diaries/
butterfly: LOL
butterfly: that's just scary.
butterfly: um so.
butterfly: i have a beautiful man who added me as a friend yesterday randomly on facebook and wrote me a very sweet message last night and said i was beautiful.
butterfly: uh HE is beautiful.
crack monkey: wow!
butterfly: maybe a sign?
butterfly: funny how it happened RIGHT NOW
butterfly: anyway...
butterfly: who knows
butterfly: just made me smile.
crack monkey: yes a sign! invite him to *the bar we are going to tonight*.
butterfly: dude
butterfly: NO
butterfly: boys all around
butterfly: you know better than that
butterfly: lol
crack monkey: heh, you're right
crack monkey: but still
butterfly: lol
crack monkey: would be a test of how much bs he can stand.
butterfly: https://www.snuggiefordogs.com/flare/next?tag=ossmgotm
butterfly: the world is officially ending
crack monkey: yes. yes it is

Gotta Give Her Props for Tryin'

crack monkey: i think we're alone now
crack monkey: doesn't seem to be anyone around
crack monkey: i think we're alone now
crack monkey: the beating of my heart is the only sound
butterfly: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
butterfly: it's cute how you try and get me
butterfly: :P
crack monkey: dammit
crack monkey: HERE I AM
crack monkey: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
crack monkey: lol - that still makes me crack up
butterfly: hehehe

Friday 8:59pm via text

butterfly : Just got in bed and popped in The Lake House. Dear Lord help me.
crack monkey : Ohs noes. Playing punching game at the bar. Help me.
butterfly : We both need help.

Saturday 8:27am via text

crack monkey : Ouch. The boys are a bad influence.
butterfly : The story of our lives.

word of the day - "uh"

crack monkey : wanna hear something creepy?
butterfly : of course
crack monkey : lol - nice response. ;)
*s*'s best friend *n* texted me last night
wanted to know if i wanted to meet him at *a bar* for a drink
:I
butterfly : uh
crack monkey :ya
butterfly : whoa
crack monkey : ya
butterfly : uh
crack monkey : wtf was THAT?
butterfly : that's a big
uh
crack monkey : yeah.
i told him i wasn't the one driving and was staying at *another bar*
his response "another time then"
:I
facebook status "crack monkey is...creeped out."
butterfly : LOL!
i can't stop saying or thinking
uh
crack monkey : LOL
butterfly : so blank
just
uh
lol
crack monkey : LMAO
butterfly : maybe it's the left over affects of my ambien
crack monkey : probably
butterfly : kind of like a duh without the d
crack monkey : better than der
butterfly : very true. but never-the-less, that story still deserves an UH
cuz that's just
weirddddddddd
crack monkey : no doubt. haven't heard from the dude in 10 months
butterfly : well could be a number of things
possible that maybe he wanted to talk to you about *s*
crack monkey : that's what i was thinking
butterfly : possible that maybe he felt close to you as a friend when ya'll were together and figured why the hell not - she's a cool chick
or thirdly - maybe he's had the hots for you and wants to shag you
crack monkey : goo. that's what *the davish one* said.
butterfly : well *the davish one*'s the guy
so *the davish one* is probably right
crack monkey : LOL
butterfly : for once
crack monkey : LOL
butterfly : and don't tell him i said that
crack monkey : um, never
butterfly : LOL
cuz he's wrong too many times
i wouldn't want to make his head any bigger than it already is
crack monkey : we should write a book with our funny IM's
some of this shit is gold

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and so it begins....

they're playing our song

crack monkey : can you listen to mp3's there?
butterfly : i believe so yes
crack monkey : enjoy. :)
butterfly : ah that was fantabulous!
good song to be in love with.
who is it?
crack monkey : blind pilot
butterfly : i like it muy macho
crack monkey : lol, now i have the aladdin song in my head
butterfly : hehehe i was SOOOOOOOOO hoping you were going to say that
crack monkey : damn you!
butterfly : i was proud of my sly move there
crack monkey : i gave you a song of beauty!
gah!
butterfly : LOL!
crack monkey : shakes fist towards *butterfly's place of work*
butterfly : LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sticks tongue out towards *crack monkey's place of work*
crack monkey : LOL
i'm rolling
butterfly : rollin with the homiessssssssssss
crack monkey : damn you again!
butterfly : LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crack monkey : woob. :(
rollin with ali baba had them 40 thieves, who are playin' our song
butterfly : ali baba has good food by the way
HAHAHA
crack monkey : very much so
butterfly : we are siamese if you please
ba dum dum dum
crack monkey : i hate you
butterfly : ok i'm done
i love you too
crack monkey : :D

fookin italians

crack monkey: hey, where do you get your shin guards for soccer?
butterfly : soccer city
you can also get them at academy or sports authority
crack monkey : got another softball to the shin, in the exact same place.
butterfly : uh
need shin guards :)
crack monkey : but softball shin guards are stupid huge
butterfly : yah just get soccer ones you should be fine
crack monkey : will you come with me? am a total retard when it
comes to soccer stuff. might end up wearing it on my head.
butterfly : oh dear. haha yes.
you are supposed to be italian - soccer is in your blood
lol
crack monkey : hay! i resemble that remark. ;)
butterfly : lol!