Luscious

butterfly: i need a BIG DRINK

like really BIG

lol

today blows ass.

crack monkey: we need to go to razzoo's and get you a fish bowl

butterfly: um GROSS

crack monkey: lol

butterfly: i would throw up

i need one of those gigantic wine glasses with a whole bottle of wine poured in

;)

crack monkey: screw the glass. just drink from the bottle

butterfly: lol

touche

crack monkey: lol, let's just sit on the side of the street drinking wine from a paper bag. ;)

butterfly: what are ya'll doin? oh it's early halloween - we are hobos

crack monkey: we're practicing for halloween

no, we're sure we don't have a problem

butterfly: lol

crack monkey: no, no intervention needed, thanks though

butterfly: move along then...

nothing to see here....

Sent at 10:47 AM on Friday

crack monkey: nothing to see here - can we have $5?

Sent at 10:52 AM on Friday

butterfly: lmao!

we are so classy

crack monkey: we ooze class

and wine

Not So Funny, But TRUE None-The-Less

i called crack monkey this morning about this up-in-arms shit about the president addressing the school students next week. i said i was going to call my daughter's school district directly and instead of saying i don't want my child to see it, i DO want her to have the option of seeing it....

crack monkey: did you give administration hell?
butterfly: yes - on hold for 30 minutes
butterfly: finally got through. asked what the reasoning behind them not showing the presidential address was "too many parents complained"
butterfly: me - "what were they compliaining about exactly"
butterfly: admin : "we just had too many phone calls from parents and decided we will not be showing it. it will be video taped and available in video though"
butterfly: REALLY?!?!?!??!?!?!??!!
butterfly: so i have a phone call into ladybug's principal right now
crack monkey: you know...this could have been the coolest thing in these kids' lives.
butterfly: i am so tired of ignorance
butterfly: truly
crack monkey: the thing they look back on that motivated them to stay in school, go to college and get a good job
butterfly: so what i might just do it pull ladybug out of school while its on, get her to a computer for her to watch and take her back to school
butterfly: and if they count her absent during that time, so be it
butterfly: i will cause hell on top of that if they do
crack monkey: i still remember getting to talk via video to the people while they were discovering the titanic wreck
crack monkey: it was awesome
crack monkey: this would have trumped that
crack monkey: i hate people
butterfly: lol
butterfly: me too
crack monkey: ignorant, knee jerk reactionists that don't know progess even when it's biting them in the butt
crack monkey: "intellectualism" has become "elitist"
butterfly: amen sister
crack monkey: stupid, stupid people

Angels and Demons

crack monkey: i need your opinion.

b just texted "good morning angel face". i want to reply "good morning cherub butt"

yes? no?

butterfly: gonna go ahead and say NO to that one

wait...no....do it!

crack monkey: damn.

yes?

butterfly: seriously do it

yes

crack monkey: is it rude? i think it's funny, but...

i don't want him to think i'm making fun of him

butterfly: i think it's funny too

hopefully he will

crack monkey: oh god. i sent it

you're supposed to be my voice of reason

FAIL

;)

butterfly: i am...but when something is funny and you should do it...

well...

you just should.

crack monkey: he loved it. :)

whew

butterfly: nic

nice

no fail

:P

crack monkey: yeah, you get a pass this time. ;)

butterfly: next time i keel you

vrrrrrrt