Just Give Me The Penis

crack monkey: i inspire VAGUE

butterfly: well that part, my dear, i don't think is just you
it's become a real guy thing

crack monkey: well, yeah

butterfly: our roles have switched.
now just give me a penis to play with and i would be ok with it
until then, not cool

crack monkey: totally!

butterfly: i can't believe i just said that

crack monkey: hello, i'd like to switch pants back, now
unless you're handing over the penis. then i'll keep the man pants

butterfly: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crack monkey: about to train someone on my computer. no penis talk.

Yer Mama's Moat

butterfly: you wanna walk the lake tonight? lmao
crack monkey: oh, so totally would. if not for the erm...RAIN
butterfly: hehehe i think we might need a mote
crack monkey: a dust mote? or a moat?
lol
butterfly: i keel you
crack monkey: LOL
butterfly: yer mama's moat
crack monkey: laughing so hard
butterfly: vrrrrrrrt
crack monkey: i just pictured you stepping on a dust mote to crossa river
butterfly: oh, i crossa tha river
crack monkey: and missa your house