The Good News

butterfly says : oh hi
butterfly says : how's baxter?
{side note to you readers : baxter is crack monkey's new puppy - not significant other...although it would be funny if he was pooping everywhere. ;)}
crack monkey says: oh hi. he's good. pooping everywhere.
butterfly says : but of course ;)
butterfly says : can't wait to see the little booger.
crack monkey says: he needs to meet his aunt *butterfly*
butterfly says: so i got a text message from rebound douchalay saying "what's the good news?"
crack monkey says: omg
crack monkey says: really?
butterfly says: uh...i didn't even respond...i wanted to kick him in the face through text
butterfly says: douche.
butterfly says: only douches say that
crack monkey says: kick him in the junk for that
crack monkey says: or reply "the good news is that you're apparently still single. there's hope for women after all!"
crack monkey says: ;)
butterfly says: lol - just gonna wash my hands of him....if i don't respond to any of his messages, hopefully he will get the hint...
crack monkey says: karma's gonna get me for that one
butterfly says: lol *crack monkey*!!!!!!!!
butterfly says: you have become so crass in your old age
butterfly says: :p
butterfly says: can't wait to see how you are 10 years from now
butterfly says: ehhehehe
butterfly says: i <3 it!
crack monkey says: i know. ugh, i'm so gonna be like weezer in steel magnolias
butterfly says: and that's a heart - not BALLS